Thursday, January 6, 2011

Quote of the Day

From today's proofreading project:

Sober bouncers serve a "vital" function of preventing the intoxicated beautiful people from succumbing to the advances of the riffraff.

Presumably, the sober bouncers need not concern themselves with the intoxicated beautiful people succumbing to the advances of other pulchritudinous drunks.
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3 comments:

  1. joy at proofreading and editingJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Beautiful people.
    One can't help but want to be part of the fabulous and famous.

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  2. moiJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    But of course! Just think what would happen if those bouncers were inebriated . . .

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  3. czarJanuary 18, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    Joy:
    Fabulous, yes. Famous, I'm not so sure.

    Moi:
    I've got to think most bouncers are hopped up on something or another. Might just not be what they're serving over the counter inside.

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