Friday, June 24, 2011

Haiku Monday: Short

Take it any way you want.
Haiku on "short" in 5-7-5 format.
Post in comments field below.

Main Entry: short
Pronunciation:*sh*rt
Function:adjective
Etymology:Middle English, from Old English sceort; akin to Old High German scurz short, Old Norse skortr lack
Date:before 12th century

1 a : having little length  b : not tall or high  : LOW
2 a : not extended in time  : BRIEF  *a short vacation*  b : not retentive  *a short memory*  c : EXPEDITIOUS, QUICK  *made short work of the problem*  d : seeming to pass quickly  *made great progress in just a few short years*
3 a of a speech sound   : having a relatively short duration  b : being the member of a pair of similarly spelled vowel or vowel-containing sounds that is descended from a vowel that was short in duration but is no longer so and that does not necessarily have duration as its chief distinguishing feature  *short i in sin*  c of a syllable in prosody    (1) : of relatively brief duration  (2) : UNSTRESSED
4 : limited in distance  *a short trip*
5 a : not coming up to a measure or requirement  : INSUFFICIENT  *in short supply*  b : not reaching far enough  *the throw to first was short*  c : enduring privation  d : insufficiently supplied  *short of cash*  *short on brains*
6 a : ABRUPT, CURT  *I'm sorry I was short with you*  b : quickly provoked  *a short temper*
7 : CHOPPY 2
8 : payable at an early date  *a short loan*
9 a : containing or cooked with shortening;  also   : FLAKY  *short pastry*  b of metal   : brittle under certain conditions
10 a : not lengthy or drawn out  *a short speech*  b : made briefer  : ABBREVIATED
11 a : not having goods or property that one has sold in anticipation of a fall in prices  b : consisting of, relating to, or engaging in the sale of securities or commodities that the seller does not possess or has not contracted for at the time of the sale  *short sale*  *a short seller*
12 : near the end of a tour of duty
  –short£ish \*sh*r-tish\  adjective 
  –short£ness \*sh*rt-n*s\  noun 
  –in short order : with dispatch  : QUICKLY

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Main Entry: short
Function:noun
Date:circa 1586

1 : the sum and substance  : UPSHOT
2 a : a short syllable  b : a short sound or signal
3 plural    a : a by-product of wheat milling that includes the germ, fine bran, and some flour  b : refuse, clippings, or trimmings discarded in various manufacturing processes
4 a : knee-length or less than knee-length trousers —  usually used in plural  b plural   : short drawers  c : a size in clothing for short men
5 a : one who operates on the short side of the market  b plural   : short-term bonds
6 plural   : DEFICIENCIES
7 : SHORT CIRCUIT
8 : SHORTSTOP
9 a : SHORT SUBJECT  b : a brief story or article (as in a newspaper)
  –for short : as an abbreviation  *named Katherine or Kate for short*
  –in short : by way of summary  : BRIEFLY

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Main Entry: short
Function:transitive verb
Date:1904

1 : SHORT-CIRCUIT
2 : SHORTCHANGE, CHEAT
3 : to sell (a security) short in expectation of a fall in prices

19 comments:

  1. Ho! this is too wunnerful--very nifty examination of meaning-ful(l).

    Monday will be a free-fer-all.

    Congrats on yore Haiku win, Czar.

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  2. I like the conciseness of this theme. I already have my idea firmly in mind. Now, if only it transfers to the page.

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  3. Good afternoons Czar,

    So this should be short?
    With word verification,
    glyexab, not likely.

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  4. Aunty: I am expecting haiku from you this week. I'm sure you can form 17 worthy syllables in the time it takes to crack open a bag o' pork rinds.

    Moi: I filled up the announcement with words not my own. So while the theme is concise, I'm already messing up on my promises.

    Karl: Good evening. I'm given to understand that some folks don't like word verification. No apologies here. If you've seen the spam that "visitors" to Moi's blog throw off, that's the reason. I need to keep the ol' blog tidy for potential paying customers. Glyexab indeed.

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  5. 1) Yellow

    Riding the short bus
    to Sesame Street at Main
    is simple exclaimed

    2) Yum!

    Southern style short ribs:
    pan seared in bacon drippin's
    braised in home brew'd ale

    3) Gene:

    Contestants enter
    hoping to make the short list
    for organ transplants

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  6. Good evening Czar,

    I can understand your problem and was simply making light. Or was that lite. Help, I need an editor.

    My contribution for "short".

    Two with five, the short
    And the seven are the long
    Haiku, long and short

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  7. Clever, Karl!

    Only time for one:

    A Dozen Mr. Right Nows; One Mr. Right

    Too tall at thirteen,
    too fast, too smart. Only one
    man since measured up.

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  8. congrats on your win last week! I was indisposed with the plague but i just had a nice shot to the hip with steroids. might clear things up

    thanks for the detailed, editor like deconstruction of the word. that was good reading.

    *********************************

    go, go, go shorty
    you were born this way and got
    no reason to live

    *with my apologies to FIddy, Gaga and Randy Newman

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  9. Nouvel Homme

    les personnes courtes

    n'ont obtenu aucune

    raison de vivre

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  10. lol @ chicky. :)

    My entry:

    I spend most all day
    Looking at belly buttons.
    It's hard to be short.

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  11. Bwahahahahaha to Chickory.

    But why is Troll speaking French? First we find out he may actually BE Al Gore and now this? The sky is falling.

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  12. 10 Bottles or Less

    Nasty brutish clerk
    short-changed short-tempered drunk.
    Long wait behind this.

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  13. scattered, smothered and
    covered. the greasy life of
    a short order cook.

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  14. Uh oh....this is gonna be a good stash of haiku--I like both of Kymmie's but that first one? Hilarious an' true.

    I better git the dinner cooked and git back over heah to rustle up 17 syllables.

    j'adore French Troll.

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  15. Pint of foamy beer.
    pint-sized woman drinks it all ..
    in 1, 2, 3, ..Gone!

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  16. Another Internet Date

    Not OK, Cupid.
    Nice guy, claimed to be five feet.
    Was four-eleven.

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  17. Great entries, all. Still short a few, I think.

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  18. Help! I'se held captive to Uncle who done run amok thinkin' up "short" Haikus.

    Uncle:
    Sclerotic Mind

    Old men like short shorts.
    Old wimmen think they's cheeky
    Last line? Short memory.


    Kumbaya

    Short on change. Long on
    shortfall. One term president
    If thar's any hope.


    * * *

    The dishes be done, the ole geezer's in bed--mebbe Aunty can think a minute...

    Not shure of the rules this time around, but iffin' it's *one* entry, please take the first as fun, shameless panderin', the second one as official, an' the third as an overwrought mind near midnight.


    Editor's Rule

    No verbosity:
    Abbreviate or truncate
    your prolixity.


    Birth Day

    Kym's long winter wait
    is done. Summer's son in six
    short pants and a PUSH!


    Myopia

    Ancient metronome
    swings the pendulum-shorter
    now. We do not see.

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