Tuesday, November 13, 2018

This Just In

Study Finds Only 20 Percent of Seminary Graduates Go on to Become God

2 comments:

  1. My boyfriend Jack White was once serious about entering the seminary but withdrew when he discovered he couldn't take his guitar and amplifier. He did go on to become God, so there you have it.

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  2. Sam Kinison was another former seminarian who reached a larger audience with a higher calling. And a trenchcoat.

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